I drink, therefore I am - I'm not alive. I'm just waiting for the next drink to hit me

I'm not alive. I'm just waiting for the next drink to hit me. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't have a soul. I have a hangover. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't need a heart. I need a bar. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't have dreams. I have a bottle. I drink, therefore I am.