I drink, therefore I am - I'm not a person. I'm a walking bar. I drink, therefore I am

I'm not a person. I'm a walking bar. I drink, therefore I am. That's my whole life.

I don't think. I just drink. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't need love. I need a drink. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't have a brain. I have a bottle. I drink, therefore I am.