I drink, therefore I am - If I don't drink, I might as well be dead. I'm not living. I

If I don't drink, I might as well be dead. I'm not living. I'm just waiting for the next drink.

I'm not a human being. I'm a walking bar. I drink, therefore I am.

My life is a never-ending party. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't need a life plan. I need a keg. I drink, therefore I am.