I drink, therefore I am - I don't think. I just pour. I drink, therefore I am. That's

I don't think. I just pour. I drink, therefore I am. That's all I need to know.

I don't have a brain. I have a bottle. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't make decisions. I just drink. I drink, therefore I am.

I don't need a reason to drink. I need a reason to live. I drink, therefore I am.