I Drink and I Know Things
A shirt that fat bearded liberals wear to show off how much they drink and how little they care about their health. It’s basically a sign that says, 'I’m not smart, I’m just drunk.'
He wore it to the grocery store and called it 'a power move.'
She wore it to work and told her boss it was 'a lifestyle choice.'
He wore it to his mom’s house and called it 'a family tradition.'