I don't want to miss a thing
The most annoying song ever made. It's like your lover's loud snoring is the only thing keeping you from passing out.
I can't sleep because my boyfriend's snoring is louder than a chainsaw.
My girlfriend's snoring is like a jet engine. I'm not missing anything, I'm just dying.
I stayed up all night to hear my partner's snoring. It was worth it. Sort of.