I don't want to miss a thing - A song that makes you want to slap your lover and then fall

A song that makes you want to slap your lover and then fall asleep on their face.

I heard my mom snoring so loud, I thought the house was on fire.

My dad's snoring woke up the entire neighborhood. I was proud.

I was so tired, I fell asleep mid-sentence. My snoring woke me up again.