i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you
A man who's too lazy to do anything and just wants to sit on the couch and eat cookies while his new girlfriend tries to fix his life.
He showed up to my house with a bag of cookies and said 'I just want to sit here and eat these.' I told him to get a job.
He dated a girl who had a job and now he's with one who doesn't. He's happy.
He texted me 'I'm coming over' and then brought a bag of cookies. I told him to eat them all and leave.