i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you
A man who's stuck with a new girlfriend who doesn't know the difference between a cookie and a muffin and still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He dated a girl who didn't know what a cookie was. Now he's dating a girl who thinks a muffin is a cookie. He still thinks he's cool.
He said he'd take me to the movies, but I just got a coupon for a free cookie. He showed up with a muffin. I threw it at him.
He texted me 'I'm coming over' and brought a muffin. I told him to eat the whole thing and go home.