i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you
A man who's so lazy he thinks eating cookies at home is the same as going out and living life.
He showed up at my house with a bag of cookies and said 'I don't want to go out. I just want to sit here and eat these.' I told him to go home and eat them all.
He dated a girl who had a job. Now he's with one who doesn't. He still thinks he's cool.
He texted me 'I'm coming over' and brought a bag of cookies. I told him to eat them all and leave.