i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you
A guy who's too dumb to realize his new girlfriend is even worse than his old one, but still thinks he's the king of the world.
He dated a girl who was a disaster. Now he's with one who's a total mess. He still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He texted me 'I'm coming over' and then showed up with a bag of cookies. I told him to eat the whole bag and leave.
He said he'd take me to the movies, but I just got a coupon for a free cookie. He showed up with a bag of muffins. I threw them at him.