i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you
A guy who dates girls who are total disasters and then gets dumped by them because he's too dumb to realize they're bad for him.
He dated a girl who only liked him when she was high. Now he's dating a girl who only likes him when she's getting a tattoo.
He broke up with his ex because she kept making bad decisions. Now he's with someone who makes worse ones.
He texted me 'I'm dating someone new' and then showed up with a bag of cookies. I told him to eat the whole bag and leave.