I don't want no trouble - A lie people tell when they're about to get their butt kicke

A lie people tell when they're about to get their butt kicked. It’s like saying you’re a superhero when you’re clearly not.

I don't want no trouble, but I just got a tattoo of a dragon on my face.

I don't want no trouble, but I brought a sword to a fight.

I don't want no trouble, but I just insulted your mom.