At the buffet, I said, 'I don’t want no ravioli, I’d rather eat a plate of soggy pizza crust.'

When my friend brought ravioli to my house, I said, 'I don’t want no ravioli, I’d rather eat a plate of crust and regret.'

My mom brought ravioli to the table, and I said, 'I don’t want no ravioli, I’d rather eat a plate of soggy sadness.'