I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna
The secret weapon of the office slacker. It’s what you say when you’re too lazy to move and someone else is too busy to notice your laziness.
'I don’t wanna help. I’m not even here.'
'I don’t haveta be your hero. I’m just here to survive.'
'I ain’t gonna do your work. I’m gonna steal your work.'