I don't speak gay
A person who says they don't understand gay language and then uses it in their own sentences
'I don't speak gay,' he said. 'But I still say 'bop' sometimes.'
'I don't speak gay,' my friend said. 'But I still say 'vibe check' all the time.'
'I don't speak gay,' she said. 'But I still say 'slay' when I feel fancy.'