i dont masturbate
what a kid says when they're too chicken to admit they're a sweaty little monster under the covers
He said he doesn't masturbate. I saw him hiding in the closet with a phone and a sock.
She told me she doesn't masturbate. Then she texted me a picture of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
He said he doesn't masturbate. Then he ran out of the room like he just saw his mom in a towel.