I don't know why I have these goggles - What you say when you’ve been brainwashed by a weirdo who th

What you say when you’ve been brainwashed by a weirdo who thinks goggles make you cool, and you’re too dumb to question it.

This weirdo told me goggles are cool. I don’t know why I have these goggles.

I’ve been brainwashed by a weirdo. I don’t know why I have these goggles.

My brain is broken. I don’t know why I have these goggles.