I don't know why I have these goggles - What you mutter when you’re too drunk, tired, or dumb to rem

What you mutter when you’re too drunk, tired, or dumb to remember why you’re wearing goggles like a fool.

I’m too drunk to remember. I don’t know why I have these goggles.

I’m too tired to think. I don’t know why I have these goggles.

I’m too dumb to care. I don’t know why I have these goggles.