I don't know what

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The stupidest way to say you're clueless about why you're attracted to something or someone, like you're a lost dog sniffing a random butt.
Why am I still talking to this guy? I don't know what.
I don't know what. Why do I keep liking this movie?
I don't know what. Why did I marry her?
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When you're stuck on a math problem so hard, you're ready to cry, and you just say this like it's a spell to make it go away.
I don't know what. This math problem is eating my brain.
I don't know what. Why is calculus my enemy?
I don't know what. I just want to pass this class.
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You say this when you're so lost, you might as well be a confused turtle in traffic.
I don't know what. What even is this question?
I don't know what. I just stared at it for ten minutes.
I don't know what. I have no brain cells left.
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You say this when someone says something that's so wrong, it's like they're speaking in tongues, and you have no idea how to respond.
I don't know what. You said the sky is green?
I don't know what. You think pizza is a vegetable?
I don't know what. You said I'm a failure.
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You say this when someone asks a question that makes you feel like they're trying to start a war, and you're too tired to fight.
I don't know what. Why are you mad at me?
I don't know what. That question was a slap in the face.
I don't know what. You're being a drama queen.
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You say this when you're telling someone to shut up, and you're too lazy to come up with a better way to tell them.
I don't know what. Just shut up already.
I don't know what. Can you not complain for five seconds?
I don't know what. I'm done listening to your problems.
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You say this when you're being lazy, and you're pretending like you don't care about anything.
I don't know what. I'm not doing this.
I don't know what. Why should I care?
I don't know what. I'm just here.
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