I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

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This means you're so lost you don't know if your ass is stinky or your head looks like a chicken coop.

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut because my life is a mess and my hair is a crime scene.

Bro, I'm so confused I don't know if I need to poop or get a trim. My brain is on fire.

Is it a bowel movement or a barber appointment? I can't tell because I'm too high to think straight.

You're so clueless you can't tell if your guts are screaming or your hair is screaming at you.

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut because my guts are louder than my hair.

I’m so lost I don’t know if I need to poop or cut my hair. Both sound good, but I can't decide.

I'm so confused I don't know if I need a bowel movement or a haircut. Both are bad ideas.

You're so brain-dead you can’t tell if your ass is smelly or your head is a disaster.

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut because my brain is dead and my hair is a disaster.

I'm so brain-dead I can't tell if I need to poop or get a trim. Both sound like work.

I don’t know if I need to poop or get a haircut. My brain is so dead it can't tell.

You're so lost you don't know if your guts are begging for mercy or your hair is begging for a knife.

I don’t know if I need a shit or a haircut because my guts are begging for mercy and my hair is begging for a knife.

I'm so lost I can’t tell if I need to poop or cut my hair. Both are terrible options.

I don’t know if I need a bowel movement or a trim. My guts and my hair are both screaming at me.

You're so confused you think your ass is a problem and your head is a second problem.

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut because my ass is a problem and my head is another one.

I'm so confused I think my ass is a problem and my hair is a bigger one.

I don’t know if I need to poop or get a trim. My ass is a problem and my hair is a mess.