I don't give a swag - This phrase means you're too lazy to care and also too cool

This phrase means you're too lazy to care and also too cool to be mad. It's like saying you're above all the drama.

I don't give a swag, my dog just peed on your homework.

I don't give a swag, my ex is still eating my pizza.

I don't give a swag, I'm too busy being a legend.