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This is what stoners say when they're back to using drugs, like they just woke up from a 2-week nap and were still high.

'I don't do weed,' he said, then smoked it in the library.

'I don't do pot,' she said, then got caught by her mom.

'I don't do drugs,' he said, then passed out on the floor.