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This is the excuse you use when you're too lazy to take the blame. Like you're the emperor of excuses and you're wearing a crown made of cheese.

'I don't do this,' said the kid who missed 10 days of school.

'I don't do cleaning,' he said, then spilled juice on his shirt.

'I don't do responsibilities,' she said, then forgot her lunch again.