I don't disagree with you

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Means you think the other person is lying, but you’re too lazy to call them out. It’s like a middle finger in disguise.

My boss said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' after I told him the project was doomed.

My mom said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told her I was getting a tattoo.

My friend said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' after I told him he failed his math test.

A sneaky way of saying you think the other person is a total idiot, but you don’t want to fight.

My coworker said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' after I told him the coffee machine was broken.

My uncle said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him he lost the game.

My teacher said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told her the homework was impossible.

You’re basically saying, 'You’re wrong, but I don’t want to admit it, so I’m going to act like I agree.'

My friend said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him the movie was terrible.

My boss said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him the budget was wrong.

My brother said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' after I told him he ate the last pizza slice.

You’re giving the other person a fake compliment, but you really think they’re an idiot.

My coworker said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him the report was nonsense.

My mom said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' after I told her I was moving out.

My friend said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him he failed the test.

You’re pretending to agree, but you think the other person is a complete idiot and you’re going to make them feel it later.

My boss said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him the whole plan was stupid.

My brother said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him he lost the bet.

My friend said, 'I don’t disagree with you,' when I told him the party was a disaster.