I Don't Bend That Way
You use this when someone tries to twist your brain or your arm. It’s like saying no, but you’re also tired of their nonsense.
"You wanna try that new food?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to taste your stupid lunch."
"Can you just stop talking?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to listen to your stupid voice."
"Why don’t you just take the job?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your stupid employee."