I Don't Bend That Way
You use this when someone tries to make you do something you don’t want to do. It’s like telling them to shut up and leave you alone.
"You wanna go to the gym with me?" "I don’t bend that way, and I don’t want to be your dumb sidekick."
"Can you just pick up the phone?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your damn robot."
"Why don’t you just eat your veggies?" "I don’t bend that way, and I’m not your damn mom."