I do not need a faux server for a short film...

A human who thinks a phone is a server and acts like they're making a movie instead of just a silly video.

I don't need a fake server. My phone is good enough for my tiny movie.

I'm not using a fake server. I'm not some idiot who thinks a phone app is a server.

I don't need a fake server. My phone is the only server I need for my tiny film.