I digress
When you're trying to speak English but your brain is still in your native language and you accidentally say something ridiculous instead.
'I digress' after you said 'I like your shoes' when you meant 'I like your shirt.'
'I digress' when you said 'I eat lunch' when you meant 'I eat dinner.'
'I digress' after you said 'I go to school' when you meant 'I go to the park.'
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