i didn't do it

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A legendary lie from Bart Simpson that got him on TV and made everyone laugh while also getting him in trouble.

'I didn't do it!' he yelled, even though the evidence was right in front of him.

'I didn't do it! I was just there!' he screamed, like being there wasn't enough to be blamed for it.

'I didn't do it! I was just a bystander!' he said, like being a bystander meant he wasn't guilty.

A half-assed excuse that makes no sense and is just as bad as the thing you're trying to avoid.

'We didn’t do nothing,' he said, but we all knew he did something and probably didn’t even know what it was.

'This didn’t accomplish anything,' she said, even though we all got a bonus for it.

'We still lost our job,' he said, like it was the job’s fault and not his.

A dog animation that turned into a meme because it looked like it was telling the truth and then got mad.

The dog looked like it was telling the truth, then it got mad and walked away.

The dog animation was so real it made people believe it was alive.

The dog didn't just look like it was telling the truth, it acted like it had a grudge.

A fake confession with a disclaimer that makes it sound like you're trying to trick people into thinking you're crazy.

'I did not actually do the bad thing,' he said, then added, 'this was just for laughs.'

'I did not steal the pie,' she said, but then she ate the whole thing.

'I did not break the law,' he said, even though he was wearing a disguise and had a warrant.