I didn't come down in the last shower
I’m not a fool. I’ve been around long enough to know when someone’s trying to trick me.
You thought I didn’t know you took the last bit of cake? I’ve seen you do that before.
You said you’d do the dishes, but now you’re on your phone. I know what you’re up to.
You tried to say you were sick, but I saw you at the shops. I’m not that easy to fool.