I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator because Big Bird said to, and now he's my boss and I'm his new prisoner.

I danced the Macarena with a guy who smelled like a dumpster in an elevator because Big Bird said to, and now he's my leader and I'm his slave.

I did the Macarena with a smelly, homeless man in an elevator because Big Bird told me to, and now he's my boss and I'm his new problem.