I depend on you - I need you like a pizza needs cheese. No you, no me. No chee

I need you like a pizza needs cheese. No you, no me. No cheese, no pizza.

I depend on you. If you ghost me, I’ll haunt your dreams.

You’re my main man. Don’t be a jerk or I’ll turn your dog into a llama.

If you don’t show, I’ll eat your shoes and your feelings.