I demand my Leprechauns with Jam - You’re so lost in your own weirdness you think everyone else

You’re so lost in your own weirdness you think everyone else is insane, like you’re the only one who knows the secret language of tacos.

I told my friend the sun was a giant taco. He laughed. I said, 'You’re just not ready for the truth.'

My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. I said, 'That’s not math, that’s magic.'

I tried to explain dreams to my dad. He said, 'You’re nuts.' I said, 'You’re just not dreaming.'