I demand my Leprechauns with Jam - Your head is full of nonsense and you’re pretending it’s nor

Your head is full of nonsense and you’re pretending it’s normal, like your neighbor’s dog has a PhD and talks in riddles.

My dog told me the universe is made of spaghetti. I believed him. That’s surrealism.

I saw my brother cry at a pizza. It was beautiful and confusing.

My sister said the moon was a giant cheese wheel. I took it seriously.