i crave everything for nothing - You want everything but you're broke and lazy. It’s like you

You want everything but you're broke and lazy. It’s like you’re a beggar with a goldfish.

I want a burger, a pizza, and a taco but I have no money. I’m like a dog with no bones.

I saw a spaceship and wanted to ride it. Now I’m just sad.

I asked for a drink and got water. I’m like a king who got a mop.