I crash my camel toe bridge - You hit a bridge with your camel toe because you were too bu

You hit a bridge with your camel toe because you were too busy staring at your own legs to pay attention.

I crashed my camel toe bridge while staring at my legs like they were the last piece of pizza.

I was so focused on my camel toe that I forgot the bridge was there. Classic.

Crashed my camel toe bridge, now my bridge is crying and my camel is confused.