I couldn't find any other name - You're so dumb you can't think of a name that isn't your own

You're so dumb you can't think of a name that isn't your own.

I tried to name my car, but I couldn't find any other name. So now it's 'Stupid.'

I tried to name my song, but I couldn't find any other name. So it's 'Dumb Song.'

I tried to name my breakfast, but I couldn't find any other name. So it's 'Sausage.'