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Your brain is so fried you can't even think of a name that isn't yours.

After my third coffee, I couldn't find any other name. So I named my coffee 'Me.'

After my fifth soda, I couldn't find any other name. So I named my soda 'Fried Brain.'

After my tenth pizza, I couldn't find any other name. So I named my pizza 'Food Lover.'