I couldn't find any other name - Your brain is so empty you can't even come up with a name th

Your brain is so empty you can't even come up with a name that isn't yours.

I had to name my new pet, but I couldn't find any other name. So I named him 'Me.'

I tried to name my kid, but I couldn't find any other name. So now he's 'Dad.'

I had to pick a name for my pizza, but I couldn't find any other name. So it's still 'Garlic Lover.'