I Could Use With A Snack - What you say when you’re so empty inside you could eat a who

What you say when you’re so empty inside you could eat a whole pizza by yourself and you’re hoping someone will do something about it.

I could use with a snack, and I’m not even lying.

I could use with a snack, and I’m starting to get mean.

I could use with a snack, and if you don’t get me one, I’ll tell your mom.