i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

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I’d tell you my secret, but then I’d have to stab you with a rusty fork

My mom told me, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I believed her.

He said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I ran out of the room.

She whispered, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I hid under the table.

I’m about to drop the truth on you, and you won’t like it. You’ll be dead.

My friend said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I got scared.

At school, the teacher said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and we all laughed.

My brother said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I started crying.

If I told you my secret, I’d have to bury you in the backyard.

My neighbor said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I ran away.

My dog barked and said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I got spooked.

My dad said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I asked for a snack instead.

If I told you my secret, I’d have to pour hot sauce on your brain.

My cousin said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I started eating chips to distract myself.

My teacher said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I took a nap.

My friend said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I screamed in the hallway.

I’m not telling you my secret. I’d rather throw you out of a window.

My friend said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I threw a pillow at him.

My brother said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I ran to the kitchen.

My mom said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I asked for ice cream.

If I told you my secret, I’d have to kick you in the face with my bare foot.

My neighbor said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I got scared.

At the park, my friend said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I ran home.

My dad said, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you,' and I asked for a snack.