i could commit crimes with those eyes
you watched the new cody ko video 'mom roasts her son's flirting' and are just as confused as sir ko here.
You saw the video and thought the mom was trying to murder the kid.
You texted your friend: 'Bro, that mom is so mad she could start a war.'
You posted on Twitter: 'This mom is like my mom after I ate the last slice of pizza.'