I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
A reply to someone who says something so dumb and useless it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them.
'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my friend said his pet goldfish is a philosopher.
'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' when my cousin told me her cat's favorite song is 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my teacher explained why the sky is blue like it's the most important thing ever.
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