i come - What lazy people say to make their life sound harder than it

What lazy people say to make their life sound harder than it actually is. It’s like they’re trying to impress you with how tough they are.

"I come! I come! I come!", A guy, telling his story

"I come, and I come, and I come!", A girl, bragging about her life

"I come! I come! I come!", A man, complaining about everything