i classify as an attack helicopter - A joke you tell when you're confused about your own gender a

A joke you tell when you're confused about your own gender and it's making everyone else tired

Why do you keep changing your pronouns? Are you trying to confuse the entire planet?

You're like a gender tornado. Just pick a side and stop fighting the whole world.

I don't know if I should call you he, she, or just 'you're being annoying right now.'