I can't work under these conditions
A fake complaint people use when they're just mad about something small. It's like saying you're being tortured because your desk is too close to the microwave.
I can't work under these conditions, the microwave is too loud and my soup is cold.
I can't work under these conditions, my chair is uncomfortable and my boss is giving me the eye.
I can't work under these conditions, the internet is slow and my coffee is weak.