My mom yelled at me for 20 minutes. I said, 'I can't take this anymore.' She said, 'You're lucky I didn't throw you out the window.'

My brother screamed at me for eating his sandwich. I said, 'I can't take this anymore.' He said, 'You can take it.'

My dad lectured me for an hour. I said, 'I can't take this anymore.' He said, 'You're gonna take it.'