I Can't Pick Usernames - I Can't Pick Usernames is a cursed Tumblr blog where people

I Can't Pick Usernames is a cursed Tumblr blog where people post random stuff that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

'I tried to pick a username and now I hate myself.'

'This website is the worst thing since sliced bread.'

'I saw a post and now I’m screaming into my pillow.'