I can't help you there

Current Trending

6 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

When your gay friend asks for a hand job and you’re too grossed out to even pretend you’re not.

My friend Jake said, 'Bro, I need a hand job, like, right now.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I just ate a taco.'

My gay cousin texted me, 'I’m about to blow my load, help me out.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I’m still licking my fingers from the pizza.'

My friend Ben asked, 'You ever had a hand job?' I said, 'I can't help you there, I’ve had a hand job, and it was my brother.'

When your gay friend asks for a hand job and you’re just too lazy to do it.

My buddy said, 'Give me a hand job, I’m on a roll.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I just woke up.'

My gay friend texted me, 'I need a hand job, like, now.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I’m too tired to even move.'

My brother asked, 'You gonna help me out?' I said, 'I can't help you there, I’m still eating my breakfast.'

When your gay friend asks for a hand job and you’re just too scared of what might happen.

My gay friend said, 'Bro, I’m about to explode.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I’m scared I’ll catch something.'

My buddy texted me, 'I need a hand job, like, right now.' I said, 'I can't help you there, I don’t want to get sick.'

My friend asked, 'You gonna help me out?' I said, 'I can't help you there, I don’t want to end up in the hospital.'